The Yodeling Band

Carolann and I are in the middle of a facebook conversation concerning a date I have tomorrow, when she proceeds to send me random youtube videos, and then proposes yet another musical idea:

She says: I think we should start a yodeling band. Where basically. We just wear suspenders and mid-thigh shorts and tour the country yelling. And pretending to only speak german.

I say: Ja ja, sprechen sie deutsch. Nein nein, no spreche sie englisch.

She says: You say that. While I smile and whisper "oktoberfest." And hide beers in my pants.